So I got some new sheets today and decided that one of my pillows needed a cleaning. The prescription for cleaning a pillow is, wash, with lots of bleach. Then run the spin cycle two extra times. Move pillow to dryer and dry thoroughly.

Accidentally rip the pillow while moving to the dryer and not notice is not in the instructions. So I opened the dryer to what I’m going to call a “fiesta of feathers”. Yeah.