• is at a wedding; hopefully the last for a while #

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  • hopes his aunt and uncle’s house hasn’t burned down #

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  • feels like he got run over by a truck carrying a ton of bricks #

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  • couldn’t log in to his laptop this morning; had an “is he fired?” panic, then called helpdesk and got it all squared away #

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  • replaced his toilet seat cover #
  • got mistaken for baby Scarlett’s father several times. Someone even said that she looked more like her father than her mother. #
  • @mrsnewman I hated all Wes Anderson’s movies the first time, but Tenenbaums is now my favorite movie. see Bottle Rocket if you haven’t yet #
  • spent all day cleaning and is now enjoying some smuggled coca tea #

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  • is trying to figure out where his GPS is #
  • is in the Houston airport #

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  • is a big boy now that he can call for his own taxi. #

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  • is amused that everyone is talking about the election, even in Bogota #
  • got wet and winded running home in the rain from lunch #
  • figured out that the C in CNN stands for ‘crack’ #

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  • wishes he could get a freakin’ taxi at 8:30PM on Halloween #

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