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• is confident that every last one of his Facebook friends reads his status updates religiously #

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• thought Weeds was supposed to be a little light comedy about dealing pot in the suburbs, not *that*. #

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• loves his brother’s neighbors’ “Republicans for Hope—Obama ‘08″ yard sign #
• doesn’t need HBO when there is Bittorrent. #

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• is making a tree swing #
• is suffering from a gnarly headache now. ugh #

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• found some awesome motorcycle boots at Puma store. Too bad they say “Ducati” on the back. #
• covered up that pesky light on his time machine with electrical tape. electrical tape: more useful than duct tape #
• is studying his high school yearbook because he’s terrified he’s not going to remember anyone at his 10 year reunion tomorrow. #

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• wishes it was easier to turn off the light on his time machine #

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• agrees with the name “iTunes genius”. #
• was stuck in an all-day class on influencing #

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• wishes he had some sweets #

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• is going to take in his motorcycle for an oil change because he is too bourgeois to learn to do it himself #

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• reassures his cats they will be fed but they protest anyway #

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